NO SEX PLEASE, WE'RE BRITISH
2022 AUDIENCE CHOICE WINNER
By Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot
NO SEX PLEASE, WE'RE BRITISH is present by arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Samuel French, Inc.
EVENINGS
March 10, 11, 17, 18, 24, 25
Lobby Welcome Party @ 6:15 pm
Dinner Served @ 7:00 pm
Performance @ 8:00 pm
MATINEE
March 19
Lobby Welcome Party @ 12:15 pm
Dinner @ 1:00 pm
Performance @ 2:00 pm
PERFORMANCES
SYNOPSIS
A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man's mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors. This farce ran in London over eight years and also delighted Broadway audiences.
CAST & CREATIVE
Francis Hunter
Peter Hunter
Brian Runnicles
Eleanor Hunter
Leslie Bromhead
Superintendent Paul
Delivery Man
Mr. Needham
Susan
Barbara
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Director
ALYSSA LAY
BROCK EASTOM
SEAN ARATA
EMILY CAUDILL
DUKE ROTH
DANIEL WOODRUFF
KEVIN BONER
GARY LANIER
MEGAN GERIG
ERIS BLACK
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EMILY ARATA GRILLO
January 22 and 23 at 7 pm
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DINNER MENU
Mixed Organic Greens Salad with Local Microgreens Red Wine Vinaigrette Encrusted Baked Chicken Breast (GF) Encrusted Herb Roasted Tofu (GF)- (Vegetarian/Lent Option) Herb Roasted Heirloom Potatoes Sauteed Green Beans Sweet Yeast Dinner Roll & Butter British Custard Old Crown Coffee - Decaf Tea Selection: Earl Grey, Constant Comment – Decaf